2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over there caffeine addiction, switch it to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all you checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. As often as possible, skip rather then walk.
9. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
10. Specify that you drive-thru order is "to-go"
11. when the money comes out at the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
12.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot. yelling "Run for your lives!! They're loose!!"
13. tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go..."




