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Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Sat Oct 17, 2009, 12:11 PM
1. At lunch time. sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over there caffeine addiction, switch it to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all you checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. As often as possible, skip rather then walk.

9. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

10. Specify that you drive-thru order is "to-go"

11. when the money comes out at the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

12.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot. yelling "Run for your lives!! They're loose!!"

13. tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go..."

  • Mood: Grouchy
  • Listening to: Those Night by Skillet
  • Reading: Redemtion of Athalaus
  • Watching: you

Kitty kitty?

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 7:05 PM
So i was talking to my friend today in class, when she informs me of her good news. Her and her finance have contacted a lynx breeder and have bought two kittens!

.....

"uh...LYNX kittens????? o-O???" says i

"yeh! we raise big cats."

O_O

she is my new best friend.

we are having a study group this friday and she is going to show me the cats she already has. I forget what she called them but they are between the size of a lynx and a panther ^D^

I need to get in on this hobby :love:

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Jean-Yves Thibaudet
  • Reading: Redemtion of Athalaus
  • Watching: you

Surprise surprise...

Journal Entry: Mon Sep 28, 2009, 6:45 PM


Friday night.
Late.
i'm staring at my computer screen contemplating sleep.
When behind me all of the sudden there is scuffling. now i have three cats, two youngins and an old geezer. So my first assumption is the little ones are running through the kitchen. But ze scuffling continues without much movement in any particular direction. So i wonder if they are fighting. I turn to see.
What met my eye??
My 14 year old, massivly underweight to to hyperthyroidism, lethargic to to heart problems caused by said hyperthyroidism geezer of a cat.....with a kicking mouse in mouth.

O_O

now u must understand this cat, even in his glory days, was NOT a mouser, never in his life has he caught one....till now....and while he was VERY confused as to what the HECK to do with it now he caught it, he was sure as heckfire not gonna give it to me!! But a bag over his head cured him of that and he dropped that sucker right into bag and fled. spitting and growling at me the whole time. But he sufficiently broke the things back before depositing it in said bag. it was very much dead. did you know a mouses eyes bug out when it's back is broken? now you do.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Lion king oh yeh.
  • Reading: Hero of Ages
  • Watching: you
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Up....aaand down

Journal Entry: Fri Sep 25, 2009, 7:35 PM


Hand stands!!! Lots of practice must i get. My friend has challenged me to a hand stand throw down! last time we did this she beat me but only because i collapsed in laughter. O_<

so even though i still have a fever i have been topsy turvey till i'm dizzy and me shoulders are screaming XD

Good gravy but i love my friends. XD

  • Mood: Delighted
  • Listening to: Enya
  • Reading: Hero of Ages
  • Watching: you
Skin by =moonfreak (modified by *StarlightKeeper)

Spread the Love

Journal Entry: Thu Sep 24, 2009, 5:13 PM


Okay all you beautiful people! I finally convinced a very good friend of mine to but up his goods here on Dev. He is an amazing photographer and and excellent writer. he is however uncertain of his awesome abilities, and i had to twist his arm to upload some of his photos. Please, let's show some love!

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  • Mood: Delighted
  • Listening to: ...well now isn't that a good idea...
  • Reading: Hero of Ages
  • Watching: you
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